Funny Rant, the Squeakquel

I feel like another rant, how about you? Target of my rant? Facebook.

I have to admit that I use FB regularly. I have an app on my phone and access it throughout the day. I enjoy it because I like to know what my friends and family are up to. I can keep up with current friends, old friends, new friends and sometimes because I accept anyone who friend requests me, complete strangers.

Seriously, I have accepted friend requests from people I don't really know. Do other people do that? I have no idea. One guy is a dude from my hometown that seems to friend request every single person from our town. He's all about hometown pride. He's really fucking annoying because he consistently suggests stupid shit to me. Stuff like "Let's see if we can get Jersey to a billion fans." Fuck you! Why don't you be the first of many to lick my balls.

Another clown I have accepted a friend request comes from some guy who works where I used to work. Since I am friends with a lot of people from there, he must think he knows me or thinks he should know me. I have never met this guy in my entire life. I am certain of it. This guy is the king of friend recommendations. So basically some guy I have never met in my life is out there in cyberspace telling me who I should be friends with. How about I recommend my knuckles meet your face.

You know what's really sad, I am to lazy to hide their posts and too nervous to un-friend request them. I worry that they would find out I removed them and would send me a sad, nasty message to me. I am so pathetic like that. I want to physically hurt them but at the same time I don't want to hurt their feelings by removing them from my friends list.

There is so much more I want to rail on about Facebook but it's late and this guy has to work early tomorrow. Goodnight all (if there's anyone even out there)!

And just because, here is a lovely lullaby by Band of Horses. I get to see them in concert in a couple of months. Hooray!